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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 338 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 73 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




47 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3640 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,797 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4917 | 26% |
| Smokes | 4165 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 4420 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 5295 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,890,118 of utility $180 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 491 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ATOMツ g4skins | 52% | 54 |
| #2 | demonek | 49% | 413 |
| #3 | Bubbles | 47% | 204 |
| #4 | St0n3d BoY | 47% | 58 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ATOMツ g4skins | 52% | 54 |
| #2 | demonek | 49% | 413 |
| #3 | Bubbles | 47% | 204 |
| #4 | St0n3d BoY | 47% | 58 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | demonek | 34 | 0.0040 |
| #2 | Bubbles | 30 | 0.0073 |
| #3 | St0n3d BoY | 9 | 0.0076 |
| #4 | ATOMツ g4skins | 6 | 0.0053 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bubbles | 1180 | 0.29 | 23 min |
| #2 | demonek | 857 | 0.10 | 18 min |
| #3 | St0n3d BoY | 323 | 0.27 | 7 min |
| #4 | ATOMツ g4skins | 174 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bubbles | +1.74 | 72 | 61 |
| #2 | St0n3d BoY | +1.22 | 68 | 64 |
| #3 | demonek | +0.78 | 52 | 61 |
| #4 | ATOMツ g4skins | +0.25 | 73 | 52 |
| #5 | Bakuś_Pyszniutki1337 | -1.04 | 34 | 67 |





