








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 138 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 25 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
443 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 908 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 253 | 28% |
| Smokes | 287 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 134 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 234 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $220,503 of utility $244 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 51 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kiliho | 100% | 3 |
| #2 | WintRy- | 70% | 10 |
| #3 | Kapibara | 67% | 9 |
| #4 | jusi anke | 63% | 8 |
| #5 | KoSki | 63% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | jusi anke | 63% | 8 |
| #5 | KoSki | 63% | 8 |
| #6 | Ergo | 52% | 25 |
| #7 | mikki | 50% | 4 |
| #8 | [1]cedcoffee | 50% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | WintRy- | 2 | 0.0097 |
| #2 | mikki | 1 | 0.0112 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ergo | 66 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #2 | [1]cedcoffee | 41 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| #3 | jusi anke | 32 | 0.19 | 1 min |
| #4 | WintRy- | 18 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #5 | KoSki | 15 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [1]cedcoffee | +4.68 | 83 | 70 |
| #2 | Ergo | +2.06 | 80 | 54 |
| #3 | WintRy- | +1.82 | 74 | 39 |
| #4 | C0rRekt | +0.35 | 71 | 44 |
| #5 | jusi anke | -0.09 | 68 | 65 |





