








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1148 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 327 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 70 matches | ||
| Faceit | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 17 matches | ||
| Wingman | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8481 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,586 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4198 | 25% |
| Smokes | 4001 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 3725 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 4662 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,342,444 of utility $172 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 191 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Bulecki | 61% | 57 |
| #4 | Thomas | 60% | 197 |
| #5 | oklie | 57% | 381 |
| #6 | Szef0 ⫍ ⃢ ⫎ | 56% | 89 |
| #7 | DEMI GOD | 51% | 65 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | oklie | 39 | 0.0051 |
| #2 | DEMI GOD | 8 | 0.0063 |
| #3 | Thomas | 7 | 0.0017 |
| #4 | Dyczu | 6 | 0.0076 |
| #5 | Bulecki | 5 | 0.0044 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | oklie | 526 | 0.07 | 15 min |
| #2 | Thomas | 378 | 0.09 | 10 min |
| #3 | Szef0 ⫍ ⃢ ⫎ | 216 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #4 | Dyczu | 54 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #5 | Bulecki | 53 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zwiseusz... | +3.81 | 86 | 59 |
| #2 | Dyczu | +1.63 | 78 | 53 |
| #3 | oklie | +0.87 | 76 | 59 |
| #4 | Szef0 ⫍ ⃢ ⫎ | +0.23 | 69 | 63 |
| #5 | Thomas | -0.39 | 65 | 52 |





