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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 41 matches | ||
| Premier | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1436 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,735 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 854 | 18% |
| Smokes | 731 | 15% |
| HE Grenades | 1731 | 37% |
| Molotovs | 1419 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $736,783 of utility $194 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 196 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Wicked_$n4ke | 42% | 168 |
| #5 | Göran ツ | 42% | 36 |
| #6 | Kan du inte cyklar ellör | 40% | 15 |
| #7 | Sandstrom | 38% | 16 |
| #8 | S1vex | 34% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Göran ツ | 3 | 0.0043 |
| #2 | Wicked_$n4ke | 2 | 0.0006 |
| #3 | Ahlgrens bilar | 1 | 0.0006 |
| #4 | S1vex | 1 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | däff | 1 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wicked_$n4ke | 986 | 0.30 | 24 min |
| #2 | Ahlgrens bilar | 276 | 0.17 | 5 min |
| #3 | S1vex | 71 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #4 | däff | 56 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #5 | Göran ツ | 40 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SlickZ | +1.94 | 76 | 56 |
| #2 | Ahlgrens bilar | +0.77 | 44 | 66 |
| #3 | Sandstrom | +0.30 | 44 | 64 |
| #4 | Wicked_$n4ke | +0.18 | 36 | 72 |
| #5 | däff | -0.12 | 30 | 72 |





