








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1813 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 1411 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 21 matches | ||
| Faceit | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 9 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 91 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




67 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
11984 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 60,878 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 18828 | 31% |
| Smokes | 23041 | 38% |
| HE Grenades | 7815 | 13% |
| Molotovs | 11194 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,991,351 of utility $110 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1929 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bredd | 64% | 177 |
| #2 | Marciago | 54% | 256 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bredd | 64% | 177 |
| #2 | Marciago | 54% | 256 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Marciago | 8 | 0.0016 |
| #2 | Bredd | 6 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Marciago | 476 | 0.10 | 16 min |
| #2 | Bredd | 218 | 0.06 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Marciago | +4.94 | 78 | 64 |
| #2 | Bredd | +2.98 | 59 | 55 |
| #3 | 3am4am | -0.60 | 37 | 60 |





