








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 379 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 294 matches | ||
| Faceit | 8 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 102 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




44 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2699 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,295 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2734 | 22% |
| Smokes | 3578 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 3392 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 2591 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $948,661 of utility $134 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 838 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ☆ leaN | 54% | 35 |
| #2 | a1 | 54% | 200 |
| #3 | dylanbasss | 52% | 150 |
| #4 | ozi | 52% | 114 |
| #5 | aWOP | 47% | 110 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ☆ leaN | 54% | 35 |
| #2 | a1 | 54% | 200 |
| #3 | dylanbasss | 52% | 150 |
| #4 | ozi | 52% | 114 |
| #5 | aWOP | 47% | 110 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ozi | 34 | 0.0141 |
| #2 | aWOP | 14 | 0.0060 |
| #3 | a1 | 9 | 0.0021 |
| #4 | dylanbasss | 2 | 0.0006 |
| #5 | ☆ leaN | 2 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dylanbasss | 305 | 0.10 | 9 min |
| #2 | aWOP | 302 | 0.13 | 8 min |
| #3 | ozi | 269 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #4 | a1 | 257 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| #5 | ☆ leaN | 55 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ☆ leaN | +1.84 | 80 | 53 |
| #2 | a1 | +1.58 | 81 | 51 |
| #3 | dylanbasss | +0.96 | 68 | 58 |
| #4 | ozi | +0.77 | 82 | 40 |
| #5 | aWOP | +0.53 | 52 | 39 |





