








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 239 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 19 matches | ||
| Esplay | 11 matches | 2,254 |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
607 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,749 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 496 | 28% |
| Smokes | 442 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 353 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 458 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $163,782 of utility $159 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 50 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | delle | 71% | 17 |
| #2 | 2high | 69% | 16 |
| #3 | Altekz | 69% | 16 |
| #4 | gxx- | 69% | 16 |
| #5 | syrsoN | 40% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | syrsoN | 40% | 15 |
| #6 | tiziaN | 33% | 3 |
| #7 | red | 33% | 3 |
| #8 | MistR | 33% | 9 |
| #9 | Frido | 8% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | delle | 1 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gxx- | 109 | 0.34 | 3 min |
| #2 | Altekz | 58 | 0.18 | 2 min |
| #3 | syrsoN | 56 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #4 | 2high | 55 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| #5 | Frido | 48 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | syrsoN | +2.89 | 96 | 72 |
| #2 | tiziaN | +2.47 | 89 | 72 |
| #3 | gxx- | +2.12 | 90 | 69 |
| #4 | red | +1.04 | 96 | 67 |
| #5 | delle | +0.97 | 91 | 73 |





