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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 172 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 27 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1539 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,201 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1633 | 31% |
| Smokes | 1329 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1140 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 1099 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $502,007 of utility $138 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 323 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jevon carter | 11 | 0.0052 |
| #2 | Paddington 1 & 2 on Blu-Ray | 6 | 0.0122 |
| #3 | The Chester Factor | 4 | 0.0041 |
| #4 | feeeeeeeeeeeet | 4 | 0.0143 |
| #5 | daisy | 3 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jevon carter | 338 | 0.16 | 8 min |
| #2 | Freakin Idiot | 282 | 0.21 | 5 min |
| #3 | daisy | 169 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #4 | The Chester Factor | 142 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #5 | DeadBeat[Dad] | 99 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | feeeeeeeeeeeet | +5.78 | 92 | 49 |
| #2 | jevon carter | +3.29 | 88 | 55 |
| #3 | The Chester Factor | +2.14 | 82 | 60 |
| #4 | homie slice | +2.13 | 83 | 57 |
| #5 | Freakin Idiot | +1.37 | 70 | 60 |





