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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Agency | 21 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
641 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 557 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 297 | 53% |
| Smokes | 52 | 9% |
| HE Grenades | 175 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 33 | 6% |
Our logs show you have wasted $251,806 of utility $265 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 19 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | ★ krephyy | 46% | 13 |
| #5 | ar1ov | 45% | 11 |
| #6 | Giga Kubica | 43% | 7 |
| #7 | CeJay | 38% | 21 |
| #8 | S1lent RR | 0% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nacho | 11 | 0.0217 |
| #2 | CeJay | 6 | 0.0262 |
| #3 | Giga Kubica | 3 | 0.0205 |
| #4 | ✪Sora | 2 | 0.0435 |
| #5 | S1lent RR | 2 | 0.0541 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ★ krephyy | 33 | 0.26 | 1 min |
| #2 | CeJay | 27 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #3 | Nacho | 25 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| #4 | ar1ov | 17 | 0.09 | 0 min |
| #5 | ✪Sora | 12 | 0.26 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ★ krephyy | +3.33 | 88 | 62 |
| #2 | Nacho | +2.23 | 78 | 10 |
| #3 | Giga Kubica | +2.12 | 79 | 47 |
| #4 | SussyAndrzej | -0.65 | 83 | 35 |
| #5 | ✪Sora | -0.83 | 75 | 69 |





