








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 401 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 181 matches | ||
| Faceit | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1923 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,384 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2806 | 38% |
| Smokes | 1886 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1069 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 1623 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $730,777 of utility $132 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 30 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LemoN | 51% | 75 |
| #2 | Jayro- | 50% | 32 |
| #3 | Dunvel | 45% | 20 |
| #4 | El Tack | 44% | 136 |
| #5 | G0stiii | 43% | 107 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Jayro- | 50% | 32 |
| #3 | Dunvel | 45% | 20 |
| #4 | El Tack | 44% | 136 |
| #5 | G0stiii | 43% | 107 |
| #6 | Javert | 27% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | G0stiii | 10 | 0.0043 |
| #2 | El Tack | 4 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | Javert | 2 | 0.0032 |
| #4 | LemoN | 1 | 0.0006 |
| #5 | Jayro- | 1 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | G0stiii | 318 | 0.14 | 7 min |
| #2 | El Tack | 161 | 0.06 | 5 min |
| #3 | LemoN | 116 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #4 | Jayro- | 114 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #5 | Dunvel | 33 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jayro- | +2.51 | 67 | 58 |
| #2 | LemoN | +0.61 | 65 | 67 |
| #3 | Dunvel | +0.34 | 60 | 38 |
| #4 | Stan | +0.10 | 71 | 59 |
| #5 | El Tack | +0.07 | 50 | 60 |





