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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 456 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 145 matches | ||
| Premier | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 5 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1029 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,087 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 593 | 19% |
| Smokes | 1215 | 39% |
| HE Grenades | 657 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 622 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $505,799 of utility $147 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 45 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lean Deek | 78% | 9 |
| #2 | tyty | 50% | 14 |
| #3 | iLLu5ionisT | 40% | 95 |
| #4 | Skyf1re | 39% | 46 |
| #5 | bdz | 35% | 94 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | iLLu5ionisT | 40% | 95 |
| #4 | Skyf1re | 39% | 46 |
| #5 | bdz | 35% | 94 |
| #6 | Apasa Tab Mortule | 33% | 81 |
| #7 | Nacios | 25% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | iLLu5ionisT | 7 | 0.0035 |
| #2 | Apasa Tab Mortule | 2 | 0.0012 |
| #3 | bdz | 1 | 0.0005 |
| #4 | Skyf1re | 1 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bdz | 205 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #2 | Skyf1re | 78 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #3 | iLLu5ionisT | 69 | 0.03 | 2 min |
| #4 | Nacios | 51 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #5 | Apasa Tab Mortule | 47 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lean Deek | +5.70 | 79 | 63 |
| #2 | iLLu5ionisT | +3.78 | 73 | 52 |
| #3 | tyty | +1.34 | 61 | 54 |
| #4 | bdz | +1.13 | 59 | 61 |
| #5 | Nacios | +0.82 | 59 | 57 |





