








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 51 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 121 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1000 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,925 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 598 | 20% |
| Smokes | 997 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 728 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 602 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $512,136 of utility $145 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1 message into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [K1] Elektrigger | 50% | 94 |
| #2 | ClimbingDude™ | 48% | 143 |
| #3 | FiveUp | 35% | 17 |
| #4 | Fairless | 24% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [K1] Elektrigger | 50% | 94 |
| #2 | ClimbingDude™ | 48% | 143 |
| #3 | FiveUp | 35% | 17 |
| #4 | Fairless | 24% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [K1] Elektrigger | 4 | 0.0021 |
| #2 | ClimbingDude™ | 3 | 0.0011 |
| #3 | FiveUp | 1 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ClimbingDude™ | 300 | 0.11 | 7 min |
| #2 | [K1] Elektrigger | 109 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #3 | FiveUp | 35 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #4 | Fairless | 23 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ClimbingDude™ | +3.86 | 69 | 60 |
| #2 | [K1] Elektrigger | +0.79 | 37 | 44 |
| #3 | FiveUp | +0.57 | 46 | 51 |
| #4 | Tungdil | -2.71 | 39 | 41 |
| #5 | Fairless | -3.69 | 22 | 48 |





