








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 661 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 189 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2758 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,695 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1671 | 36% |
| Smokes | 937 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 825 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 1262 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $850,406 of utility $162 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 134 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪Dn✪ | 60% | 15 |
| #2 | elvosr 都唔知你嬲乜 | 57% | 14 |
| #3 | E1ko | 55% | 33 |
| #4 | BoBBy JaY | 53% | 15 |
| #5 | Ruku | 53% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ruku | 3 | 0.0082 |
| #2 | єυинα👑 | 1 | 0.0032 |
| #3 | BoBBy JaY | 1 | 0.0034 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ruku | +3.72 | 92 | 71 |
| #2 | Lichingggg | +1.47 | 83 | 49 |
| #3 | elvosr 都唔知你嬲乜 | +1.08 | 58 | 52 |
| #4 | єυинα👑 | +0.53 | 60 | 31 |
| #5 | ✪Dn✪ | -0.19 | 76 | 29 |





