








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 426 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
891 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,421 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1021 | 30% |
| Smokes | 1034 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 658 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 708 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $80,533 of utility $50 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 33 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ Mr viesulis ✪ | 50% | 8 |
| #2 | FathersBlessing | 45% | 29 |
| #3 | FakJuToo Pikachu | 44% | 9 |
| #4 | SieraBumba | 39% | 46 |
| #5 | Emils | 38% | 52 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ Mr viesulis ✪ | 50% | 8 |
| #2 | FathersBlessing | 45% | 29 |
| #3 | FakJuToo Pikachu | 44% | 9 |
| #4 | SieraBumba | 39% | 46 |
| #5 | Emils | 38% | 52 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Emils | 8 | 0.0082 |
| #2 | FathersBlessing | 1 | 0.0019 |
| #3 | ✪ Mr viesulis ✪ | 1 | 0.0065 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FathersBlessing | 72 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| #2 | Emils | 37 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #3 | SieraBumba | 18 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| #4 | ✪ Mr viesulis ✪ | 15 | 0.10 | 0 min |
| #5 | FakJuToo Pikachu | 3 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Azzy | +2.26 | 58 | 49 |
| #2 | Emils | +1.31 | 46 | 16 |
| #3 | SieraBumba | -1.76 | 39 | 16 |
| #4 | FakJuToo Pikachu | -2.25 | 49 | 29 |
| #5 | ✪ Mr viesulis ✪ | -3.01 | 41 | 47 |





