








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 31 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Premier | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
567 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,020 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 541 | 27% |
| Smokes | 504 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 587 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 388 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $249,210 of utility $180 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 34 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | breesen | 5 | 0.0055 |
| #2 | Deny デニス | 4 | 0.0037 |
| #3 | czSeba | 2 | 0.0031 |
| #4 | antti; | 1 | 0.0085 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | breesen | 215 | 0.24 | 6 min |
| #2 | czSeba | 86 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #3 | Deny デニス | 81 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #4 | ♛Rebelde♥ | 45 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #5 | antti; | 25 | 0.21 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | antti; | +2.19 | 67 | 72 |
| #2 | czSeba | +0.92 | 77 | 67 |
| #3 | breesen | +0.82 | 86 | 66 |
| #4 | Deny デニス | +0.52 | 47 | 61 |
| #5 | RAVEN- | +0.25 | 56 | 55 |





