








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 81 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 65 matches | ||
| Faceit | 15 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1401 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,495 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 492 | 11% |
| Smokes | 1242 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1586 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 1175 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $201,237 of utility $75 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 47 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | alien314813413 | 71% | 7 |
| #2 | Fool Mitul | 64% | 14 |
| #3 | NEKOLOVER1995 | 62% | 13 |
| #4 | Jackal | 56% | 39 |
| #5 | Mia Khalifa @Lan | 56% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | NEKOLOVER1995 | 62% | 13 |
| #4 | Jackal | 56% | 39 |
| #5 | Mia Khalifa @Lan | 56% | 18 |
| #6 | glare1more | 53% | 40 |
| #7 | Handzuz | 47% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jackal | 4 | 0.0046 |
| #2 | glare1more | 3 | 0.0036 |
| #3 | NEKOLOVER1995 | 2 | 0.0074 |
| #4 | Mia Khalifa @Lan | 1 | 0.0025 |
| #5 | Handzuz | 1 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | glare1more | 84 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #2 | Jackal | 82 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #3 | Mia Khalifa @Lan | 76 | 0.19 | 3 min |
| #4 | Fool Mitul | 48 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #5 | Handzuz | 26 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | spleshy | +1.66 | 79 | 54 |
| #2 | NEKOLOVER1995 | +0.48 | 90 | 31 |
| #3 | Jackal | +0.40 | 78 | 56 |
| #4 | Mia Khalifa @Lan | +0.34 | 82 | 83 |
| #5 | alien314813413 | -0.01 | 50 | 67 |





