








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 718 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 78 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 24 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




38 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3816 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,820 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4184 | 33% |
| Smokes | 3381 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 3077 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 2178 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $553,445 of utility $95 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 157 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ KENTA ✪ | 15 | 0.0250 |
| #2 | Lewy | 13 | 0.0243 |
| #3 | cxxps | 11 | 0.0039 |
| #4 | Dicen | 9 | 0.0059 |
| #5 | PAULIE P! | 2 | 0.0047 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ KENTA ✪ | +4.61 | 88 | 33 |
| #2 | Pie | +3.68 | 75 | 74 |
| #3 | Dicen | +3.39 | 74 | 63 |
| #4 | Lewy | +2.67 | 69 | 38 |
| #5 | cxxps | +1.11 | 78 | 49 |





