








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 450 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 255 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 29 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




30 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3205 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,130 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2689 | 27% |
| Smokes | 2640 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 3049 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 1752 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,612,061 of utility $211 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 199 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Latency666 | 50% | 101 |
| #2 | Ruhav | 49% | 51 |
| #3 | Pragu | 48% | 29 |
| #4 | iSSj | 41% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Latency666 | 50% | 101 |
| #2 | Ruhav | 49% | 51 |
| #3 | Pragu | 48% | 29 |
| #4 | iSSj | 41% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Latency666 | 3 | 0.0014 |
| #2 | Pragu | 1 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Latency666 | 387 | 0.18 | 12 min |
| #2 | Pragu | 134 | 0.21 | 4 min |
| #3 | iSSj | 61 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #4 | Ruhav | 14 | 0.01 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pragu | +1.87 | 52 | 79 |
| #2 | iSSj | +0.41 | 42 | 57 |
| #3 | Latency666 | -0.04 | 56 | 67 |
| #4 | Politieagent | -0.79 | 68 | 63 |
| #5 | Ruhav | -0.93 | 45 | 32 |





