








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 76 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 27 matches | ||
| Faceit | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




27 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1226 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,651 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2814 | 42% |
| Smokes | 1850 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 845 | 13% |
| Molotovs | 1142 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $450,422 of utility $114 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 23 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Gypsyblade | 52% | 119 |
| #4 | michael_cycle | 51% | 55 |
| #5 | Trans Rodman | 50% | 127 |
| #6 | Wisd | 50% | 20 |
| #7 | bat enjoyer | 48% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Trans Rodman | 30 | 0.0113 |
| #2 | Gypsyblade | 11 | 0.0043 |
| #3 | michael_cycle | 8 | 0.0069 |
| #4 | bat enjoyer | 5 | 0.0072 |
| #5 | Wisd | 3 | 0.0074 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gypsyblade | +4.77 | 90 | 71 |
| #2 | Trans Rodman | +1.91 | 85 | 67 |
| #3 | michael_cycle | +0.10 | 62 | 64 |
| #4 | L3nnY | -0.78 | 56 | 35 |
| #5 | bat enjoyer | -2.04 | 68 | 62 |





