








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1366 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 629 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 57 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




37 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6443 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 36,248 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 13707 | 38% |
| Smokes | 10556 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 4834 | 13% |
| Molotovs | 7151 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,314,043 of utility $83 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1669 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TraX | 61% | 61 |
| #2 | Gundalf | 52% | 56 |
| #3 | fluffy the vampire slayer | 50% | 40 |
| #4 | ANKA | 49% | 79 |
| #5 | LEC | 49% | 73 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sh4p | +3.42 | 58 | 62 |
| #2 | ANKA | +2.65 | 83 | 43 |
| #3 | s n e s a | +1.42 | 54 | 45 |
| #4 | AserpentA | +1.04 | 54 | 64 |
| #5 | tyg - flygresor.se | +1.01 | 61 | 75 |





