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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




51 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1503 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,553 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1627 | 36% |
| Smokes | 1546 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 1045 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 335 | 7% |
Our logs show you have wasted $303,861 of utility $74 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 434 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ruben6440 | 24 | 0.0082 |
| #2 | Él Succ | 22 | 0.0131 |
| #3 | ottocsgaming | 19 | 0.0173 |
| #4 | HoLee | 18 | 0.0131 |
| #5 | Johm | 15 | 0.0237 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ruben6440 | 148 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| #2 | HoLee | 87 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #3 | Él Succ | 69 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #4 | ottocsgaming | 43 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #5 | Johm | 23 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ottocsgaming | +9.95 | 95 | 45 |
| #2 | pov | +9.38 | 91 | 21 |
| #3 | Ruben6440 | +2.92 | 86 | 49 |
| #4 | Él Succ | +1.59 | 65 | 34 |
| #5 | Finten | -1.47 | 30 | 37 |





