








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 17 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 91 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
887 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,960 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 547 | 18% |
| Smokes | 848 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 852 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 713 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $322,901 of utility $156 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Claw | 64% | 22 |
| #2 | Xenom2K | 63% | 35 |
| #3 | Soma | 59% | 66 |
| #4 | RXS013 | 57% | 7 |
| #5 | zow3012 | 40% | 5 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Claw | 64% | 22 |
| #2 | Xenom2K | 63% | 35 |
| #3 | Soma | 59% | 66 |
| #4 | RXS013 | 57% | 7 |
| #5 | zow3012 | 40% | 5 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Xenom2K | 1 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Soma | 289 | 0.19 | 9 min |
| #2 | Xenom2K | 96 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #3 | Claw | 27 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| #4 | RXS013 | 27 | 0.18 | 0 min |
| #5 | zow3012 | 3 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Xenom2K | +2.31 | 64 | 73 |
| #2 | Claw | +1.82 | 78 | 58 |
| #3 | Soma | -0.13 | 74 | 67 |
| #4 | zow3012 | -0.71 | 59 | 63 |
| #5 | E36 TURBO STREET DRIFT | -0.99 | 65 | 62 |





