








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 570 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 124 matches | ||
| Faceit | 94 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 30 matches | ||
| Wingman | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2782 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,055 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5003 | 29% |
| Smokes | 5703 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 3278 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 3071 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,483,016 of utility $175 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2234 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Przyjaciej Maciej | 63% | 24 |
| #2 | sinner_tiredofsins667 | 59% | 27 |
| #3 | szmatka | 56% | 39 |
| #4 | visnet død | 51% | 37 |
| #5 | Twisterki | 48% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | szmatka | 20 | 0.0256 |
| #2 | Mam luz jak nikt | 8 | 0.0051 |
| #3 | Suki Sroki Diler Koki | 8 | 0.0070 |
| #4 | smoke weed not mid | 4 | 0.0042 |
| #5 | Przyjaciej Maciej | 4 | 0.0080 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mam luz jak nikt | 370 | 0.23 | 7 min |
| #2 | szmatka | 250 | 0.32 | 6 min |
| #3 | visnet død | 211 | 0.28 | 5 min |
| #4 | sinner_tiredofsins667 | 139 | 0.25 | 4 min |
| #5 | GHØST | 119 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | visnet død | +5.37 | 76 | 66 |
| #2 | sinner_tiredofsins667 | +5.30 | 66 | 68 |
| #3 | szmatka | +5.11 | 64 | 71 |
| #4 | GHØST | +2.15 | 65 | 64 |
| #5 | Mam luz jak nikt | +0.63 | 41 | 62 |





