








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 45 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
608 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 350 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 137 | 39% |
| Smokes | 68 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 70 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 75 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $19,100 of utility $11 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | IckySickly™ | 12 | 0.0130 |
| #2 | Emperor | 7 | 0.0166 |
| #3 | Spoopy Boi | 2 | 0.0105 |
| #4 | Walter | 1 | 0.0020 |
| #5 | tmosxlegendz | 1 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | IckySickly™ | 223 | 0.24 | 3 min |
| #2 | chikenλ | 64 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| #3 | tmosxlegendz | 53 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #4 | Walter | 48 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #5 | Spoopy Boi | 21 | 0.11 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | chikenλ | +4.21 | 77 | 66 |
| #2 | IckySickly™ | +3.45 | 58 | 54 |
| #3 | Walter | +1.98 | 57 | 65 |
| #4 | Emperor | -0.56 | 42 | 25 |
| #5 | Wade | -2.24 | 41 | 25 |





