








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1605 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 262 matches | ||
| Premier | 144 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 117 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 97 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 70 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Faceit | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 70 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6837 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 26,317 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9062 | 34% |
| Smokes | 4666 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 8703 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 3886 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,391,856 of utility $89 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 328 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FISHERMAN; | +4.02 | 76 | 69 |
| #2 | JMT | +1.21 | 83 | 73 |
| #3 | Jamal the African | +1.20 | 90 | 52 |
| #4 | maFsi0n | +0.98 | 63 | 65 |
| #5 | sane | +0.91 | 76 | 74 |





