








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1766 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 588 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 122 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 80 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




76 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8437 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 31,873 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 12340 | 39% |
| Smokes | 5339 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 8960 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 5234 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,386,765 of utility $80 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 550 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TheAngryAngus | 58% | 73 |
| #2 | KAMA10YO | 50% | 262 |
| #3 | s0aop | 49% | 123 |
| #4 | Fungungaii | 48% | 160 |
| #5 | Le Dòn | 44% | 254 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | KAMA10YO | 50% | 262 |
| #3 | s0aop | 49% | 123 |
| #4 | Fungungaii | 48% | 160 |
| #5 | Le Dòn | 44% | 254 |
| #6 | Polish | 44% | 64 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fungungaii | 19 | 0.0056 |
| #2 | s0aop | 14 | 0.0055 |
| #3 | KAMA10YO | 12 | 0.0023 |
| #4 | Le Dòn | 12 | 0.0023 |
| #5 | Polish | 9 | 0.0073 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Le Dòn | 1276 | 0.25 | 33 min |
| #2 | KAMA10YO | 831 | 0.16 | 21 min |
| #3 | Polish | 321 | 0.26 | 8 min |
| #4 | s0aop | 285 | 0.11 | 8 min |
| #5 | Fungungaii | 220 | 0.06 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TheAngryAngus | +4.69 | 81 | 59 |
| #2 | s0aop | +1.20 | 56 | 56 |
| #3 | Tank Evans | +1.07 | 42 | 71 |
| #4 | Polish | -0.19 | 54 | 52 |
| #5 | KAMA10YO | -0.47 | 36 | 77 |





