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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 27 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 398 matches | ||
| Faceit | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Wingman | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




44 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3805 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,290 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1698 | 17% |
| Smokes | 2821 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 3193 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 2578 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,122,577 of utility $105 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 72 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Its_Deadbunny | 55% | 47 |
| #2 | park | 53% | 85 |
| #3 | xannyy | 52% | 169 |
| #4 | Taco Bell | 49% | 324 |
| #5 | Leauff | 46% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | xannyy | 52% | 169 |
| #4 | Taco Bell | 49% | 324 |
| #5 | Leauff | 46% | 28 |
| #6 | toasty | 46% | 105 |
| #7 | Weetay21 | 42% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Taco Bell | 16 | 0.0024 |
| #2 | toasty | 11 | 0.0048 |
| #3 | xannyy | 10 | 0.0028 |
| #4 | park | 4 | 0.0023 |
| #5 | Its_Deadbunny | 2 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Taco Bell | 442 | 0.07 | 10 min |
| #2 | toasty | 357 | 0.16 | 8 min |
| #3 | Its_Deadbunny | 164 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #4 | xannyy | 133 | 0.04 | 4 min |
| #5 | park | 127 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | park | +2.14 | 76 | 51 |
| #2 | xannyy | +2.05 | 52 | 42 |
| #3 | Its_Deadbunny | +1.85 | 81 | 60 |
| #4 | toasty | +0.98 | 56 | 52 |
| #5 | Taco Bell | +0.19 | 59 | 46 |





