








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1625 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 77 matches | ||
| Faceit | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Esplay | 12 matches | 2,179 | |
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Renown | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 29 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4286 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,805 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3498 | 27% |
| Smokes | 3323 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2573 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 3411 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $744,992 of utility $118 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 321 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | JUHA | 55% | 115 |
| #10 | Kemppi (new monitor stand) | 53% | 117 |
| #11 | OGpirttihirmu | 53% | 17 |
| #12 | JorkkePappa | 50% | 38 |
| #13 | H a n h i | 48% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kemppi (new monitor stand) | 5 | 0.0021 |
| #2 | LauriD | 5 | 0.0025 |
| #3 | Jouko420 | 4 | 0.0038 |
| #4 | Louna | 4 | 0.0040 |
| #5 | JUHA | 3 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LauriD | 474 | 0.23 | 13 min |
| #2 | V e r † Z u | 341 | 0.17 | 10 min |
| #3 | JUHA | 309 | 0.13 | 9 min |
| #4 | Louna | 300 | 0.30 | 9 min |
| #5 | Kemppi (new monitor stand) | 186 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tommy | +5.73 | 89 | 68 |
| #2 | LauriD | +2.56 | 86 | 58 |
| #3 | Jouko420 | +2.52 | 79 | 69 |
| #4 | V e r † Z u | +1.66 | 85 | 75 |
| #5 | Louna | +0.01 | 73 | 77 |





