








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1497 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 419 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 58 matches | ||
| Wingman | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 45 matches | ||
| Esplay | 41 matches | 1,659 | |
| Competitive Train | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 48 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




145 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8466 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 32,649 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 12126 | 37% |
| Smokes | 9643 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 6262 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 4618 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,678,786 of utility $93 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1372 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RockZ 🌻 | 68% | 66 |
| #2 | Klipparn | 52% | 286 |
| #3 | Nexyzu | 49% | 413 |
| #4 | Edmund | 49% | 204 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RockZ 🌻 | 68% | 66 |
| #2 | Klipparn | 52% | 286 |
| #3 | Nexyzu | 49% | 413 |
| #4 | Edmund | 49% | 204 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nexyzu | 57 | 0.0070 |
| #2 | Edmund | 38 | 0.0090 |
| #3 | Klipparn | 12 | 0.0021 |
| #4 | RockZ 🌻 | 5 | 0.0041 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Edmund | 464 | 0.11 | 10 min |
| #2 | Nexyzu | 410 | 0.05 | 8 min |
| #3 | Klipparn | 254 | 0.04 | 6 min |
| #4 | RockZ 🌻 | 51 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RockZ 🌻 | +2.62 | 53 | 46 |
| #2 | Ringo | +2.19 | 50 | 66 |
| #3 | Edmund | +0.59 | 67 | 54 |
| #4 | Nexyzu | -1.38 | 39 | 39 |
| #5 | Klipparn | -2.54 | 21 | 40 |





