








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 79 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Premier | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
967 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,214 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 34 | 3% |
| Smokes | 40 | 3% |
| HE Grenades | 591 | 49% |
| Molotovs | 549 | 45% |
Our logs show you have wasted $156,086 of utility $76 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 7 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | itzPepe | 71% | 7 |
| #2 | ✞ 1Anja | 70% | 10 |
| #3 | -Xperience | 58% | 12 |
| #4 | Ein Herz für Chrome <3 | 45% | 20 |
| #5 | 桜転生』のファンボー | 33% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | itzPepe | 27 | 0.18 | 1 min |
| #2 | ✞ 1Anja | 22 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #3 | Teig | 21 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| #4 | -Xperience | 21 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #5 | 桜転生』のファンボー | 15 | 0.15 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -Xperience | +4.84 | 91 | 72 |
| #2 | 桜転生』のファンボー | +2.95 | 30 | 65 |
| #3 | helwi | +2.87 | 63 | 24 |
| #4 | itzPepe | +0.94 | 64 | 69 |
| #5 | ✞ 1Anja | -0.24 | 83 | 53 |





