








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 29 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Premier | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
652 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,984 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 421 | 21% |
| Smokes | 546 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 819 | 41% |
| Molotovs | 198 | 10% |
Our logs show you have wasted $467,162 of utility $167 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 36 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | m0chatvv | 60% | 15 |
| #2 | plush1e | 53% | 133 |
| #3 | lovely | 52% | 23 |
| #4 | HICSIE | 50% | 30 |
| #5 | Joe Diggins | 38% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | plush1e | 53% | 133 |
| #3 | lovely | 52% | 23 |
| #4 | HICSIE | 50% | 30 |
| #5 | Joe Diggins | 38% | 13 |
| #6 | YESTONK4S | 38% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | plush1e | 12 | 0.0045 |
| #2 | HICSIE | 3 | 0.0051 |
| #3 | YESTONK4S | 3 | 0.0097 |
| #4 | lovely | 2 | 0.0043 |
| #5 | m0chatvv | 2 | 0.0066 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | plush1e | 349 | 0.13 | 10 min |
| #2 | HICSIE | 144 | 0.24 | 3 min |
| #3 | lovely | 40 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #4 | YESTONK4S | 39 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #5 | m0chatvv | 22 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | plush1e | +6.42 | 77 | 68 |
| #2 | lovely | +3.28 | 75 | 37 |
| #3 | HICSIE | +1.84 | 68 | 57 |
| #4 | m0chatvv | -1.57 | 57 | 43 |
| #5 | Derdyaga | -3.44 | 39 | 33 |





