








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 383 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 324 matches | ||
| Premier | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 112 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4603 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,798 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2947 | 20% |
| Smokes | 2101 | 14% |
| HE Grenades | 3127 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 6623 | 45% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,434,091 of utility $138 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 153 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cbe | 61% | 36 |
| #2 | Conk | 60% | 35 |
| #3 | Ogzd | 59% | 32 |
| #4 | fraxy666 | 50% | 26 |
| #5 | yung clashy | 40% | 48 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ogzd | +1.66 | 72 | 57 |
| #2 | BryanSwitchedOnTTV DROP.SKIN | +1.28 | 67 | 45 |
| #3 | yung clashy | +0.77 | 28 | 47 |
| #4 | cbe | +0.09 | 70 | 33 |
| #5 | fraxy666 | -0.10 | 60 | 65 |





