








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 165 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 284 matches | ||
| Faceit | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 27 matches | ||
| Wingman | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




40 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3930 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,238 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5266 | 32% |
| Smokes | 3528 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 3685 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 3759 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $657,165 of utility $77 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 125 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | \.-. _____ | 56% | 89 |
| #2 | dane | 49% | 303 |
| #3 | frostpsy | 47% | 51 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | \.-. _____ | 56% | 89 |
| #2 | dane | 49% | 303 |
| #3 | frostpsy | 47% | 51 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dane | 14 | 0.0023 |
| #2 | \.-. _____ | 9 | 0.0050 |
| #3 | frostpsy | 2 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dane | 758 | 0.12 | 21 min |
| #2 | frostpsy | 201 | 0.18 | 6 min |
| #3 | \.-. _____ | 76 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | frostpsy | +2.14 | 84 | 70 |
| #2 | \.-. _____ | +1.07 | 79 | 39 |
| #3 | CLEAR DA RUNWAY | +1.01 | 71 | 58 |
| #4 | dane | -0.77 | 78 | 53 |





