








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 46 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Office | 129 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 75 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 46 matches | ||
| Wingman | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1471 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,315 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 814 | 19% |
| Smokes | 1218 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 942 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 1341 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $394,908 of utility $56 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 111 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | MJIK | 43% | 194 |
| #5 | Aleeeeeex | 37% | 177 |
| #6 | KA1SEHR | 37% | 19 |
| #7 | maxs045 | 30% | 175 |
| #8 | Froksi | 23% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MJIK | 219 | 0.06 | 5 min |
| #2 | SkOp | 80 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #3 | maxs045 | 54 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| #4 | SKYFLY_HD_1143 | 42 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| #5 | Aleeeeeex | 39 | 0.01 | 1 min |





