








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1402 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 389 matches | ||
| Premier | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5827 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,942 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1214 | 63% |
| Smokes | 229 | 12% |
| HE Grenades | 390 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 109 | 6% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,498,306 of utility $150 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 400 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Spray&Pray | 48% | 56 |
| #2 | SoulShade | 47% | 32 |
| #3 | Stargazer | 46% | 368 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Spray&Pray | 48% | 56 |
| #2 | SoulShade | 47% | 32 |
| #3 | Stargazer | 46% | 368 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Stargazer | 14 | 0.0024 |
| #2 | Spray&Pray | 5 | 0.0044 |
| #3 | SoulShade | 4 | 0.0058 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Stargazer | 307 | 0.05 | 4 min |
| #2 | SoulShade | 86 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #3 | Spray&Pray | 65 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | I was here | +1.99 | 77 | 19 |
| #2 | SoulShade | +1.02 | 79 | 42 |
| #3 | Stargazer | -0.12 | 68 | 38 |
| #4 | Spray&Pray | -2.89 | 49 | 35 |





