








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 165 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 80 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 25 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1450 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,226 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 683 | 16% |
| Smokes | 1543 | 37% |
| HE Grenades | 1510 | 36% |
| Molotovs | 490 | 12% |
Our logs show you have wasted $574,051 of utility $133 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 65 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MR. NASAUTTAJA | +4.51 | 75 | 68 |
| #2 | Teemu | +1.84 | 52 | 45 |
| #3 | aRcta | +1.03 | 45 | 35 |
| #4 | ryssille makuupaikkoja | +0.57 | 58 | 63 |
| #5 | APUSTAJA | -0.13 | 21 | 48 |





