








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1106 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 261 matches | ||
| Faceit | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 36 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4210 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,684 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2279 | 21% |
| Smokes | 3107 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 2631 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 2667 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,281,576 of utility $170 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 278 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 0,26 K/D Player | 59% | 81 |
| #2 | Uηfc𐤊ωitђα₿le | 58% | 26 |
| #3 | Mr.Lahey © SvalbardAim | 56% | 27 |
| #4 | Jamin Linduson Zhang | 55% | 31 |
| #5 | IPawnDeySi | 52% | 111 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Reyvagras | 52% | 27 |
| #8 | mj | 52% | 184 |
| #9 | eXcuse | 47% | 149 |
| #10 | ezforblank | 46% | 54 |
| #11 | H3ndr1k | 43% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FaroeMystiC | +3.27 | 83 | 63 |
| #2 | IPawnDeySi | +2.22 | 91 | 52 |
| #3 | Reyvagras | +2.04 | 72 | 67 |
| #4 | Jamin Linduson Zhang | +0.44 | 69 | 71 |
| #5 | Uηfc𐤊ωitђα₿le | +0.15 | 78 | 64 |





