








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 81 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 313 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Faceit | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3226 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,424 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3747 | 23% |
| Smokes | 4089 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 3954 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 4634 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,009,822 of utility $123 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 64 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | de_gen3RA_de | 45% | 230 |
| #10 | MKQLY | 45% | 157 |
| #11 | JLM | 42% | 26 |
| #12 | Pjörninen | 39% | 95 |
| #13 | Cool Guy B) | 38% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | de_gen3RA_de | 9 | 0.0018 |
| #2 | minttukossu | 5 | 0.0030 |
| #3 | MKQLY | 3 | 0.0009 |
| #4 | HJÄLTKÄbÄ | 2 | 0.0037 |
| #5 | Jauhojengi | 2 | 0.0038 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | de_gen3RA_de | 400 | 0.08 | 11 min |
| #2 | Pjörninen | 370 | 0.18 | 8 min |
| #3 | jonioo | 234 | 0.23 | 5 min |
| #4 | minttukossu | 223 | 0.14 | 7 min |
| #5 | MKQLY | 183 | 0.05 | 4 min |





