








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 877 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 473 matches | ||
| Wingman | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Faceit | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 101 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




25 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5840 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,575 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4228 | 21% |
| Smokes | 5646 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 5789 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 4912 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,932,273 of utility $154 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 206 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | ✪ΛLU111ICK | 46% | 172 |
| #8 | Martin der Träger | 46% | 114 |
| #9 | ☆ Defqon | 45% | 83 |
| #10 | - zwompay - | 43% | 35 |
| #11 | :) | 41% | 134 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Krimbo | +2.12 | 72 | 61 |
| #2 | häcksler in dich rein | +0.76 | 81 | 67 |
| #3 | ☆ Defqon | +0.24 | 59 | 60 |
| #4 | - zwompay - | +0.22 | 87 | 50 |
| #5 | Martin der Träger | +0.07 | 63 | 62 |





