








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 306 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 59 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1250 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,136 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1305 | 42% |
| Smokes | 843 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 437 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 551 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $167,764 of utility $85 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 107 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | b0tha | 80% | 5 |
| #2 | m3mory_ | 78% | 9 |
| #3 | Cloudy Beast | 78% | 9 |
| #4 | Ferdie van Hotel | 77% | 26 |
| #5 | KooSiE | 77% | 43 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | KooSiE | 77% | 43 |
| #6 | CrovAx | 74% | 38 |
| #7 | B0n3® | 71% | 7 |
| #8 | Epitaph | 71% | 7 |
| #9 | Tom_Nadey | 60% | 5 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KooSiE | 1 | 0.0012 |
| #2 | CrovAx | 1 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KooSiE | 130 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| #2 | CrovAx | 111 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #3 | Ferdie van Hotel | 69 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #4 | m3mory_ | 43 | 0.25 | 1 min |
| #5 | Cloudy Beast | 27 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | danezera | +4.40 | 88 | 70 |
| #2 | Ferdie van Hotel | +2.62 | 71 | 59 |
| #3 | b0tha | +2.59 | 75 | 75 |
| #4 | Cloudy Beast | +2.50 | 85 | 59 |
| #5 | m3mory_ | +2.45 | 88 | 76 |





