








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 223 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 216 matches | ||
| Faceit | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 53 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2769 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,173 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3500 | 23% |
| Smokes | 3787 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 4268 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 3618 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $742,450 of utility $99 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 79 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | JE | 48% | 329 |
| #6 | Mira | 45% | 56 |
| #7 | JPO | 44% | 25 |
| #8 | Thuc | 43% | 21 |
| #9 | Die Klaue Gottes ✝ | 41% | 143 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JE | 23 | 0.0034 |
| #2 | ĐɆⱤ ฿₳Ʉ₥ ₭Ʉ₴₵ⱧⱠɆⱤ | 15 | 0.0035 |
| #3 | ⨷Legal⨷ | 6 | 0.0022 |
| #4 | shadowWAW | 2 | 0.0004 |
| #5 | Thuc | 2 | 0.0051 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ⨷Legal⨷ | +2.44 | 66 | 61 |
| #2 | shadowWAW | +1.88 | 69 | 62 |
| #3 | JE | +1.03 | 77 | 55 |
| #4 | Voer | +0.36 | 69 | 62 |
| #5 | Mira | -0.69 | 88 | 47 |





