








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 229 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 79 matches | ||
| Esplay | 2 matches | 2,127 |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
873 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,209 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 754 | 23% |
| Smokes | 807 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 757 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 891 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $383,407 of utility $185 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 37 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ Arska | 71% | 7 |
| #2 | kono | 62% | 29 |
| #3 | Jarno | 62% | 42 |
| #4 | jjjj | 57% | 23 |
| #5 | 1masi | 50% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | kono | 62% | 29 |
| #3 | Jarno | 62% | 42 |
| #4 | jjjj | 57% | 23 |
| #5 | 1masi | 50% | 18 |
| #6 | sam the man | 44% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kono | 1 | 0.0016 |
| #2 | jjjj | 1 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | sam the man | 1 | 0.0054 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jarno | 226 | 0.23 | 6 min |
| #2 | kono | 174 | 0.28 | 6 min |
| #3 | jjjj | 122 | 0.22 | 3 min |
| #4 | 1masi | 84 | 0.21 | 2 min |
| #5 | ✪ Arska | 23 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ Arska | +2.40 | 85 | 66 |
| #2 | kono | +2.30 | 77 | 73 |
| #3 | jjjj | +2.24 | 85 | 71 |
| #4 | sam the man | +2.08 | 79 | 57 |
| #5 | Jarno | +1.30 | 83 | 62 |





