








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1368 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 573 matches | ||
| Faceit | 115 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 86 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 68 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 24 matches | ||
| Wingman | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 1248 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




115 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
15889 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 49,115 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 12025 | 24% |
| Smokes | 11683 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 12604 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 12803 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,202,850 of utility $129 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1632 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BoCke | 52% | 214 |
| #2 | Finnly | 51% | 221 |
| #3 | Shi-Shu | 50% | 130 |
| #4 | kidskid | 49% | 303 |
| #5 | klabautermän ツ | 48% | 100 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Finnly | 20 | 0.0045 |
| #2 | kidskid | 18 | 0.0029 |
| #3 | KitteKath | 14 | 0.0030 |
| #4 | ✪ REM1337 ♡ | 13 | 0.0036 |
| #5 | BoCke | 7 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | klabautermän ツ | 487 | 0.23 | 10 min |
| #2 | kidskid | 459 | 0.07 | 11 min |
| #3 | ✪ REM1337 ♡ | 361 | 0.10 | 9 min |
| #4 | Finnly | 357 | 0.08 | 8 min |
| #5 | Shi-Shu | 244 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Quacc | +2.05 | 58 | 70 |
| #2 | klabautermän ツ | +1.29 | 74 | 63 |
| #3 | Finnly | +0.78 | 67 | 47 |
| #4 | kidskid | +0.17 | 77 | 58 |
| #5 | BoCke | +0.11 | 58 | 61 |





