








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 682 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 136 matches | ||
| Premier | 118 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 85 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 83 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 16 matches | ||
| Faceit | 12 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9105 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,540 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4211 | 27% |
| Smokes | 4359 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 3672 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 3298 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,854,056 of utility $186 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 98 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hreamly | 29 | 0.0029 |
| #2 | Bluedeath657 | 16 | 0.0027 |
| #3 | MangaskhaN | 8 | 0.0023 |
| #4 | Confused | 8 | 0.0087 |
| #5 | Sin | 5 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hreamly | 1288 | 0.13 | 24 min |
| #2 | Sin | 451 | 0.14 | 11 min |
| #3 | Bluedeath657 | 248 | 0.04 | 5 min |
| #4 | MangaskhaN | 175 | 0.05 | 4 min |
| #5 | Bubbles | 110 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sin | +2.15 | 82 | 64 |
| #2 | Zoinked420 | +2.02 | 73 | 51 |
| #3 | Confused | +1.93 | 86 | 49 |
| #4 | ✩Matt✩ | +0.65 | 59 | 62 |
| #5 | MangaskhaN | +0.25 | 75 | 46 |





