








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1087 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 527 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 180 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 113 matches | ||
| Faceit | 85 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 30 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




42 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7958 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 32,007 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7371 | 23% |
| Smokes | 13513 | 42% |
| HE Grenades | 3375 | 11% |
| Molotovs | 7748 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,618,270 of utility $114 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 331 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Frankie | 53% | 118 |
| #2 | ♚ wolf | 50% | 357 |
| #3 | FISHI<3 | 49% | 74 |
| #4 | cren | 47% | 257 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Frankie | 53% | 118 |
| #2 | ♚ wolf | 50% | 357 |
| #3 | FISHI<3 | 49% | 74 |
| #4 | cren | 47% | 257 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♚ wolf | 10 | 0.0013 |
| #2 | FISHI<3 | 7 | 0.0045 |
| #3 | Frankie | 5 | 0.0020 |
| #4 | cren | 4 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cren | 712 | 0.13 | 16 min |
| #2 | ♚ wolf | 621 | 0.08 | 17 min |
| #3 | Frankie | 448 | 0.18 | 10 min |
| #4 | FISHI<3 | 94 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♚ wolf | +2.05 | 75 | 52 |
| #2 | Frankie | +1.81 | 69 | 56 |
| #3 | FISHI<3 | +1.79 | 74 | 44 |
| #4 | cren | +1.55 | 81 | 58 |
| #5 | ♚ BruddaCon | -1.82 | 59 | 52 |





