








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1367 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 738 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 177 matches | ||
| Faceit | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 16 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




55 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10518 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,203 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5156 | 24% |
| Smokes | 4259 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 4948 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 6840 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,388,965 of utility $105 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 675 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tor3nt † | 52% | 192 |
| #2 | Why you scared ? Molly🪂 | 50% | 202 |
| #3 | ✯ⒽⓅⒼ✯silver_BDF | 48% | 291 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tor3nt † | 52% | 192 |
| #2 | Why you scared ? Molly🪂 | 50% | 202 |
| #3 | ✯ⒽⓅⒼ✯silver_BDF | 48% | 291 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✯ⒽⓅⒼ✯silver_BDF | 21 | 0.0034 |
| #2 | tor3nt † | 11 | 0.0027 |
| #3 | Why you scared ? Molly🪂 | 10 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✯ⒽⓅⒼ✯silver_BDF | 1139 | 0.18 | 29 min |
| #2 | Why you scared ? Molly🪂 | 625 | 0.14 | 15 min |
| #3 | tor3nt † | 330 | 0.08 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | own3dstyle.! *bzb'ek*( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) | +1.79 | 56 | 44 |
| #2 | tor3nt † | +1.38 | 77 | 52 |
| #3 | Why you scared ? Molly🪂 | +1.10 | 64 | 58 |
| #4 | ✯ⒽⓅⒼ✯silver_BDF | +0.21 | 65 | 70 |





