








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 419 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 107 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




30 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1509 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,313 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1902 | 30% |
| Smokes | 1209 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 1681 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 1521 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $701,079 of utility $186 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 24 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | 2Pac | 47% | 17 |
| #7 | SYMBIOSIS | 46% | 13 |
| #8 | Mongi | 42% | 12 |
| #9 | tmplar | 29% | 14 |
| #10 | PRESINHO | 27% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BELGAH NA BUBADEIRA | 52 | 0.0242 |
| #2 | 2Pac | 7 | 0.0192 |
| #3 | Silv3stre | 5 | 0.0102 |
| #4 | Brownie Bob | 3 | 0.0115 |
| #5 | adam | 1 | 0.0034 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BELGAH NA BUBADEIRA | 596 | 0.28 | 13 min |
| #2 | 2Pac | 78 | 0.21 | 2 min |
| #3 | tmplar | 71 | 0.25 | 2 min |
| #4 | adam | 63 | 0.21 | 2 min |
| #5 | Silv3stre | 40 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tmplar | +5.25 | 83 | 52 |
| #2 | BELGAH NA BUBADEIRA | +4.03 | 96 | 61 |
| #3 | adam | +3.04 | 69 | 67 |
| #4 | Brownie Bob | -0.04 | 39 | 53 |
| #5 | B.I.G | -0.79 | 75 | 65 |





