








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 332 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 170 matches | ||
| Faceit | 11 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Renown | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2573 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,406 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2114 | 25% |
| Smokes | 2775 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 2091 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1426 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $459,626 of utility $89 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 130 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | .rymbaba | 63% | 19 |
| #2 | [WE] GrzYbek | 57% | 60 |
| #3 | Carrot | 53% | 115 |
| #4 | ✪ GameLisu | 48% | 61 |
| #5 | Wiciu | 46% | 37 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | [WE] GrzYbek | 57% | 60 |
| #3 | Carrot | 53% | 115 |
| #4 | ✪ GameLisu | 48% | 61 |
| #5 | Wiciu | 46% | 37 |
| #6 | Brokker | 45% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Carrot | 13 | 0.0053 |
| #2 | [WE] GrzYbek | 5 | 0.0041 |
| #3 | Wiciu | 2 | 0.0025 |
| #4 | ✪ GameLisu | 1 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Carrot | 122 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| #2 | ✪ GameLisu | 87 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #3 | [WE] GrzYbek | 57 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #4 | Brokker | 31 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| #5 | Wiciu | 27 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Brokker | +1.94 | 75 | 60 |
| #2 | .rymbaba | +1.81 | 66 | 27 |
| #3 | Krissu | +1.58 | 74 | 67 |
| #4 | [WE] GrzYbek | +1.12 | 67 | 49 |
| #5 | Carrot | +0.97 | 80 | 51 |





