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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 197 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 19 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
301 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,317 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 388 | 29% |
| Smokes | 291 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 326 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 312 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $139,240 of utility $201 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 12 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 4up | 8 | 0.0314 |
| #2 | shaggy | 6 | 0.0274 |
| #3 | Sky | 1 | 0.0035 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sky | 56 | 0.20 | 2 min |
| #2 | 4up | 16 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| #3 | MadFly✈ | 14 | 0.30 | 0 min |
| #4 | viljuškar | 11 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| #5 | Schn1tzel | 11 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fatalski♛ | +8.16 | 82 | 74 |
| #2 | Sky | +3.70 | 59 | 66 |
| #3 | viljuškar | +0.99 | 54 | 64 |
| #4 | 4up | +0.60 | 77 | 38 |
| #5 | Riki3000 | +0.20 | 43 | 62 |





