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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 406 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 56 matches | ||
| Wingman | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
615 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 821 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 66 | 8% |
| Smokes | 55 | 7% |
| HE Grenades | 459 | 56% |
| Molotovs | 241 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $158,890 of utility $60 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 33 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mahapöydällä SpoonMan | 55% | 123 |
| #2 | mahapöydässä pokekaxbob | 55% | 69 |
| #3 | Elkku103 | 49% | 59 |
| #4 | Osto | 39% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mahapöydällä SpoonMan | 55% | 123 |
| #2 | mahapöydässä pokekaxbob | 55% | 69 |
| #3 | Elkku103 | 49% | 59 |
| #4 | Osto | 39% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mahapöydällä SpoonMan | 13 | 0.0053 |
| #2 | mahapöydässä pokekaxbob | 9 | 0.0062 |
| #3 | Elkku103 | 5 | 0.0042 |
| #4 | Osto | 1 | 0.0034 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mahapöydässä pokekaxbob | 262 | 0.18 | 5 min |
| #2 | mahapöydällä SpoonMan | 253 | 0.10 | 7 min |
| #3 | Elkku103 | 38 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #4 | Osto | 7 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mahapöydällä SpoonMan | +5.06 | 65 | 70 |
| #2 | mahapöydässä pokekaxbob | +1.12 | 52 | 66 |
| #3 | Anoppi | -1.95 | 52 | 13 |
| #4 | Elkku103 | -2.75 | 36 | 36 |
| #5 | Osto | -3.07 | 37 | 35 |





